||[Oct. 21st, 2005|08:19 am]
Haters Without Borders
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to the A, C, E train.
thanks for being there for me. and when i say be there for me i mean have a fire that shuts down the entire 8th ave line. making me late for work.
to the 2/3 line.
thanks for having so many smelly foreign people on it. they let me know my ancestors were correct in coming to this side of the planet.
to foreign people.
thanks for adding to the rich tapestry that is this country.
But two pieces of advice.
1. Obey the rules of the land by using under-arm deordorant.
2. Garlic is never to be used a a cologne.
now go the fuck home.
to too many latin men ages 19-27.
cut your hair, stop wearing t-shirts as dresses, get a job, pull up your pants, spend more time reading then trying to find a new ringtone or that new song to put on yuor Ipod. Having a kid at 17 is not funny or cool. Stop making me think of buying a shotgun for some "ethnic house cleaning". stop wearing white sneakers! (it after fucking labor day) Stop wearing windbreaker pants....10 dudes in wind breaker pants sounds like the back ground beat to a NIN song.
to too many American black men.
stop making fun of black africans, they are prob better educated and smarter then you.
to too many black africans.
stop making fun of american black men because they didnt have it as bad as you.
to rev run
i much rather remember you the way you were.....and not as the new blacula. (see his new video)
to the people in crowded bars.
I am a solid object, i must obey the laws of physics, i cannot phase through you like a ghost, when i say "excuse me" that means "bitch move the fuck out of my way or i will bitch slapping you and or your hipster b/f or g/f"
to white men
to white women ( in different sections)
(normally) Whats your name?
(25% of barnard) No you cant meet my sister and no you cant work the door your 5'1.
(hippie girls/ phish heads) dreadlocks are not for everyone
(Boston red sox fans) you were cute until i saw that hat/shirt/nacklace/tattoo.
(Ortho jews) good luck with that. *backs away slowly*
i am not a racist, homophobe or sexist. I hate everyone equally.